SEX ON THE BEACH
It all started with an article in an Indian website that compared eating chocolate to having sex. The said article also quoted a famous Bollywood actress who allegedly stated that she loved eating chocolate before, during and after the act. Make of that what you will.
I remember I once got an email that said, “Men are like chocolate, dark, sensuous and go right to your hips.”
I beg to differ.
CHOCOLATE: The mere word makes women go weak in the knees. What man can do that every single time?
I have used chocolate to treat everything from a broken heart to shoe-bite. How come no brilliant entrepreneur ever patented chocolate as a therapy??
Best of all you can talk about in public. One of our guests “M”, while talking about the cat said, “And he was licking his undercarriage.” It had us in splits at the time. I am sure no one will face situations like this while waxing eloquent over chocolate. Thankfully, you can call a spade a spade……. err chocolate. And most of all you can drool over it in public, make all kinds of noises with as many mms and aaaaaaahs as you like and no one will think you strange.
I love the beaches here in San Diego. I simply love walking along them when I am happy, sad, lonely, frustrated, hurting……… I also eat chocolate during the exact same states of mind. So if I combine the two, technically, I am having sex on the beach?????
I remember I once got an email that said, “Men are like chocolate, dark, sensuous and go right to your hips.”
I beg to differ.
CHOCOLATE: The mere word makes women go weak in the knees. What man can do that every single time?
I have used chocolate to treat everything from a broken heart to shoe-bite. How come no brilliant entrepreneur ever patented chocolate as a therapy??
Best of all you can talk about in public. One of our guests “M”, while talking about the cat said, “And he was licking his undercarriage.” It had us in splits at the time. I am sure no one will face situations like this while waxing eloquent over chocolate. Thankfully, you can call a spade a spade……. err chocolate. And most of all you can drool over it in public, make all kinds of noises with as many mms and aaaaaaahs as you like and no one will think you strange.
I love the beaches here in San Diego. I simply love walking along them when I am happy, sad, lonely, frustrated, hurting……… I also eat chocolate during the exact same states of mind. So if I combine the two, technically, I am having sex on the beach?????
posted by newatthis at 2:27 PM
3 Comments:
Good point there..........with u comparing eating chocolates with u're stress level nd with sex.
but one more thing,there are thousands of varieties of chocolates and same goes for men too. We may not love all type of chocolates nd same opinion goes bot men too. heheh what u say?
in btwn " Sex on beach" isn't that a cocktail's name?
yes i definitely agree with you on that siji!!
and yes it is the name of a cocktail!!
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